9.1

3,195 reviews

We Hate F Tourists

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, 1150-087, Portugal

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Parking

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Bar

Sun deck

Tour desk

Terrace

24-hour front desk

We Hate F Tourists

Welcome to "We Hate F Tourists," an unforgettable retreat nestled in the vibrant heart of Lisbon, just 0.4mi from the bustling city center. Perfect for travelers who want all the charm of the city without the touristy fuss, this hidden gem welcomes you with open arms—and maybe a cheeky grin! With a minimum price of just $60 a night, you've found the ideal base for your Portuguese adventure.

As you step inside, you'll find a plethora of delightful amenities waiting to elevate your stay. Relax on the sun deck with a refreshing drink from the onsite bar, or take a stroll in the delightful garden. For those keen to explore, the tour desk is ready to help you uncover local treasures—because who needs crowds? This stylish spot caters to your comfort with free Wi-Fi, air conditioning, non-smoking rooms, and a 24-hour front desk ensuring that all your needs are met.

With an impressive total of 3195 reviews, guests rave about the cozy ambiance and friendly service. Whether you're kicking back on the terrace or zipping to the upper floors via the efficient elevator, you'll feel right at home, minus the tourist traps. Don't miss the chance to enjoy a laid-back experience that celebrates the local essence of Lisbon without the fuss!

Now, let's dive into what makes "We Hate F Tourists" special beyond the practicalities. Fancy your evenings filled with the aromatic scents wafting from nearby eateries? You’re in luck! A delightful tapestry of local cuisine awaits just around the corner, from pastry shops boasting the revered Pastéis de Nata to tavernas dishing up mouthwatering bacalhau dishes that dance pleasantly on your taste buds. All these culinary gems are ripe for exploration and just a stone's throw away from your peaceful sanctuary.

When it’s time to unwind, the sun deck becomes a haven of tranquility, ideal for soaking up the refreshing rays with your favorite drink in hand. Sip on a local vinho verde while basking in the gentle Lisbon breeze, or curl up with a good book in the lush garden that feels like a hidden paradise in an urban landscape. The leisurely atmosphere is perfect for gathering your thoughts or planning the day’s next exciting adventure. You might just meet some fellow travelers and swap stories that spark a whole new itinerary!

And let’s not forget the must-visit spots that are a short walk or a quick hop on public transport away! From the famed Trams of Lisbon that climb the steep hills, giving you a panoramic view of the city, to the historic Alfama district, where every cobblestone alley whispers secrets of the past—heading out with the guidance of the onsite tour desk means that unforgettable memories are just around every corner. So why wait? Pack your bags, grab your sense of adventure, and get ready to experience Lisbon like a true local at "We Hate F Tourists!"

Closest airports

Lisbon Humberto Delgado Airport

4.1mi

Cascais Municipal Aerodrome

11.7mi

Most popular amenities

Parking

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Bar

Sun deck

Tour desk

Terrace

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Garden

Upper floors accessible by elevator

Rooms

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2 Beds

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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Guest reviews

9.1

3,195 reviews

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Featured reviews:

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Renae

10

August 2024

Wow, best hostel and staff I have come across in my stay in Portugal/Europe so far! Joam and Tibor were an incredible asset to this hostel being so elite for their directions around town and cool chats (Joam) and the affordable guided tour to Sintra (Tibor) which was the highlight of my trip in Portugal. I highly recommend it. It was magical. Julie was also a lovely host and Ana brought the responsibility and vibes high for the pub crawl they also provided when I was there on my second night. I will definitely stay here again if I come back. It is a testament when lots of other solo female Aussies also chose this hostel. The female-only dorm was excellent, clean, bed was comfortable and had a curtain and charging dock/bench for our personal belongings to be in bed with us, and eco-friendly with their water saving feature in the showers. The whole property was well designed with a cool bottom level check in process and an awesome rooftop to have drinks to meet people before going out, especially the pub crawl or Fago we also got to attend for free. Majority of the hostel travelers were also a huge vibe!

Nothing. It was the best hostel. I can’t flaw it. Maybe the only thing was there was no oat milk for my coffee but the soy was still amazing, plus the hostel provides a free coffee pass as a part of your key card at a local coffee shop that does have oat milk 15 min walk from the hostel, next to the sister hostel, WLFT.

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Criseparma

8.2

January 2024

The location is very convenient to visit the city and reach the airport/ train. The metro is just a few minutes away. Aesthetic is fantastic and service is hotel style oriented. Rooftop has a stunning view and natural daylight, good space to sit and work. The manager, Julia, is very professional and always on point to meet needs and requests.

In a week's stay I never got a hot shower. The bathroom is designed to be pretty but not practical at all (no shelf and only hooks for your clothes are inside the -small- shower). Also the common areas have a very limited space definitely not enough power points. It gets crowded very easily. Kitchen has high standards appliances but is so small that only one person at the time can cook. During breakfast and tapas night it's very challenging to make your meal. Check in process is too long.

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Abdullah

9.1

June 2023

1) Staff were very welcoming and always at hand to answer questions or recommend places to visit/eat in Lisbon! 2) There were events organised daily! The Sintra day trip was really good and would recommend for convenience! 3) The communal areas were amazing, the rooftop was a nice area to chill during the day and at night 4) Plenty of storage space - staff even allowed guests to drop bags off before check in time and after check out in a secure bag room 5) The hostel was social but also did not pressure people to have to mingle so good for introverted people like myself

Bathroom was small and cramped

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Angelica

10

December 2022

The staff was fabulous. Very great at making connections with people. Stayed in a 4 person room and it was very clean.

If you work remote for american timezone this is a difficult place to stay at. They try to accommodate you but there isn't enough dedicated space at night since they turn into social zones. Something you should know if your a remote traveler.

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Bethhappy

10

May 2023

Hands down the best hostel I've ever stayed in. Everyone was so nice, there was coffee and iced tea free all day, and it was a very comfortable and friendly place to be. They shared so much information about the city and even suggested things that I might like seeing. I did so many of the activities they offer and even with so many things going on, it was really quiet and relaxing. I can honestly say that I wouldn't have had nearly the same experience if I'd stayed at a different hostel.

Everything was amazing! I just wish I could have stayed longer haha

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Katherine

8.2

November 2022

The staff was great. The rooftop lounge/bar , also. And nice, simple details throughout.

Location isn’t great for walking to and from, though it looks like it would be on the map (very hilly). The front door bangs shut; very loud… not a huge deal except at 3am, etc.

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Amine

10

May 2022

What an amazing surprise in the heart of Lisbon: A wonderful Gem was born ... In over 20 years of traveling the world, I have to admit that WHFT is one of the top 5 traveler accommodations I have ever had. This hostel is more than breathtaking with its rooftop worthy of a 5 star hotel and the quality of the different spaces: the beds are exceptionally comfortable, the cleanliness is impressive, the lounge is extremely stunning and perfectly cozy designed, the gym is just too perfect to keep in shape. The staff of the hostel is extremely kind and lovely ( so professional and helpful) , I have one of the best memories of all my trips. I've been to many hostels in Portugal and more specifically in Lisbon, but WHFT is the very Top Level and far better than 3 and 4 star hotels ! Get ready for a stay in the heart of the city center, that you won't even forget. Good luck and keep your standards high guys, it's so cool to stay with you!

Nothing to change, I appreciated it all .. This hostel is just Perfection for real, I'm 100% satisfied and thinking to come back very soon !

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Colette

10

September 2024

I’ve stayed in quite a few hostels over the years and hands down this is the best I’ve stayed in. The facilities are great, it’s really stylish, the staff are absolutely lovely, the place is immaculately clean, special shout out to the house keeping staff for their good work. I’ll be so disappointed now if any future hostel stays don’t live up to this one lol. Location wise it isn’t massively central but is still very easy to get to any place you want to see! Do not hesitate to book here, you won’t regret it!

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Charlotte

8.2

April 2024

- Good location in a quiet neighbourhood with a nearby metro station - The day trip to Sintra and Cascais was an easy way to see various sights outside of Lisbon without the stress of planning it yourself; a unique offering from the hostel and value for money - Clean dorms and bathrooms with powerful, warm showers - Rooftop bar and balconies on the dorms - Friendly staff

- Some marks/stains on the bed linen and rooms could smell stuffy - The doors are quite thin so you can hear others in the corridors although noise is generally kept to a minimum - Difficulty operating air con and no instructions within the dorm - Staff made up the beds/cleaned dorms however they kept moving personal items to different places around the dorm which was a bit annoying to find things (e.g clothing under pillows and toiletries pooled into one of the group’s wash-bag) It wasn’t fully clear when making a group booking that the property cannot guarantee all members of the party will be in the same dorm. Bed allocation depends on availability on the day of arrival. However, they will do their best to accommodate.

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Jamal

8.2

May 2022

Nice hostel, cozy atmosphere, and a good breakfast, friendly people, a hostel to come back to.

No hangers in the shower, that way you had to keep throwing your clothes over the door, which was annoying. There is also no partition on the balcony, that way you could secretly peek at the other room and in this way the chances of things being stolen wil increase.

Points of Interest Around We Hate F Tourists

Attractions

São Vicente de Fora Monastery

0.7mi

Miradouro Sao Pedro de Alcantara

0.7mi

Marquis of Pombal Square (Praca do Marques de Pombal)

0.7mi

Church of Sao Roque (Igreja de Sao Roque)

0.7mi

Carmo Square (Largo do Carmo)

0.8mi

National Pantheon of Santa Engracia (Santa Egracia Panteao Nacional Lisbon)

0.8mi

Baixa District (Lower Town)

0.8mi

The Escape Hunt Experience

0.8mi

Arco do Triunfo (Arco da Rua Augusta)

1mi

Bica Funicular (Ascensor da Bica)

1.1mi

Ribeira Market (Mercado da Ribeira)

1.2mi

Casa Fernando Pessoa

1.4mi

Belém Palace (Palacio de Belém)

3.9mi

Lisbon Maritime Museum (Museu de Marinha)

4.2mi

Chalet and Garden of the Countess D'Edla (Chalet e Jardim da Condessa D'Edla)

14.8mi

Amenities of We Hate F Tourists

Parking

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Bar

Sun deck

Tour desk

Terrace

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Elevator

Garden

Upper floors accessible by elevator

Stay rules - We Hate F Tourists

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property