7.5

1,025 reviews

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

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Restaurant

Free wifi

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Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, where each stay feels like a vibrant adventure in the heart of the Netherlands! Nestled just 2.2 kilometers from the bustling city center, this unique hotel is your perfect launch pad for exploring the enchanting canals and eclectic culture of Amsterdam. Settle into a delightful room starting from just $64, and kickstart your day with a delicious breakfast before diving into the excitement of this charming city.

But wait, that’s not all! The hotel boasts a fabulous terrace for basking in the sun, a cozy bar for that late-night cocktail, and a restaurant that promises to tickle your tastebuds. Plus, with amenities like free Wi-Fi and room service, you can keep connected while enjoying the blissful comfort of soundproof rooms, ensuring a peaceful retreat after a day of exploration. Whether you’re here for romance, adventure, or a bit of both, the 24-hour front desk is ready to assist you every step of the way.

Join the ranks of our thrilled guests, with an impressive 1025 reviews singing praises about their time at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. With wheelchair accessibility and non-smoking rooms, we’ve got something for everyone! So grab your bags and get ready for a stay that’s anything but ordinary at this quirky gem of a hotel. Find us at Piri Reisplein 34 and get ready to create memories that will last a lifetime!

When you’re not exploring Amsterdam’s picturesque streets, indulge your taste buds at the onsite restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This delightful family-friendly dining spot serves up contemporary Thai cuisine that will transport you straight to the bustling streets of Thailand. From sizzling stir-fries to authentic curries, every bite is a burst of flavor waiting to be savored. So gather your friends or family around a table, and let the exotic aromas elevate your dining experience before heading out for an evening of fun!

After a delicious meal, why not unwind at the hotel’s cozy bar? Whether you're craving a perfectly-mixed cocktail or simply want to sip on a local craft beer while sharing stories about your day, this inviting space is perfect for a bit of leisure. Imagine sitting back with your favorite drink in hand, the laughter of fellow travelers ringing in your ears, and a warm buzz of camaraderie filling the air. You may even make a new travel buddy or two!

With a variety of room options, you have the freedom to choose the perfect style for your stay. From adorable shared bathroom rooms to cozy singles ideal for couples, there’s something for everyone. After a day of exploring the marvelous sights of Amsterdam, you’ll be delighted to return to your unique space at Hotel Not Hotel. Whether your escapade is whimsical, adventurous, or heartwarming, each night spent here guarantees you're one step closer to making unforgettable memories in this vibrant city!

Closest airports

Amsterdam Airport Schiphol

5.7mi

Rotterdam The Hague Airport

33.6mi

Most popular amenities

Parking

Restaurant

Free wifi

Room service

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Rooms

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Invisible Upstairs, Queen, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

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Experience a uniquely secluded stay in our Invisible Room Upstairs! This double room with a Queen bed offers 215 sqft of cozy comfort, while providing a shared bathroom and being smoke-free. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, escape into this hidden retreat for an unforgettable getaway.

  Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Invisible Downstairs, Queen, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

55 sqft

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Step into the enchanting Invisible Room Downstairs, ideal for a couple or a family with one child. This cozy double room boasts a queen size bed and invites you to experience utmost comfort, while sharing a bathroom with fellow guests.

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MR De With, Double, Shared Bathroom

1 Double Bed

15 sqft

Wheelchair accessible

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This room is also known as Mr. de With and comes with shared bathroom facilities.

The Blue House Downstairs in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Blue House Downstairs, 2 Twin

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

250 sqft

Private Bathroom

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Welcome to The Blue House Downstairs, where modern comfort meets accessibility. This quadruple room boasts a spacious 248 sqft, 2 twin beds, and 1 queen size bed. With private bathroom, shower, and a ground floor location, it's the perfect choice for 4 adults and 3 children looking for a relaxing stay.

Poison Ivy in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Poison Ivy, Queen

1 Queen Size Bed

10 sqft

Wifi

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Welcome to the Poison Ivy room - a cozy double room that can comfortably accommodate 2 adults and 1 child in its spacious 161 sqft area, with a plush queen size bed and a soothing ambiance perfect for a relaxing stay. Smoking is not allowed in this room, ensuring a fresh and pleasant atmosphere.

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Sin, Queen, City View, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

75 sqft

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Stay in the Sin City First Floor double room and indulge in the vibrant atmosphere of Las Vegas. With its spacious 75 sqft and comfortable Queen size bed, this non-smoking room is perfect for 2 adults and 1 child.

Sin City Ground Floor in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Sin City Ground Floor, Queen

1 Queen Size Bed

15 sqft

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Welcome to the Sin City Ground Floor - a stylish and spacious double room, perfect for 2 adults and 1 child. With a comfortable queen size bed, this non-smoking room offers a cozy getaway for both relaxation and quality family time.

The Sun Room (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Sun, Double, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

5 sqft

Wifi

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This double room has a shared bathroom and heating and wine/champagne for guests. The unit has 1 bed.

  Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Invisible Downstairs, Double, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

5 sqft

Wifi

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This small 4.8 square yards room is shaped as a house and is also known as Fading Colors. The decor is inspired by an artist' painting studio. This room contains no more than a luxurious bed.

The Sun Room (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Sun, Queen, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

130 sqft

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Welcome to The Sun Room, a delightful double room featuring a cozy Queen size bed and a shared bathroom. With 129 sqft of space, it comfortably accommodates 2 adults and 1 child. Smoking is not allowed in this charming room.

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Secret Bookcase, Queen, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

55 sqft

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Immerse yourself in a world of mystery in our Secret Bookcase room, tucked away in our charming inn. This cozy double room features a comfortable queen size bed, enough space for two adults and one child, and access to shared bathroom facilities. Smoking is not allowed, ensuring a fresh and inviting atmosphere.

Printed House (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Printed House, King, Shared Bathroom

1 King Size Bed

85 sqft

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Welcome to the Printed House, a cozy room perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, featuring a spacious 86 sqft size and a comfortable King size bed. Enjoy your stay in this smoke-free room with shared bathroom facilities.

Guest reviews

7.5

1,025 reviews

Categories of assessments

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Facilities

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Value for money

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Breakfast

Featured reviews:

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Kirha

8.2

January 2023

The location of the hotel was perfect and the staff where very lovely. The cocktails and the restaurant are a must to do when staying at the hotel.

The rooms were a little too cold and the beds not to very comfortable. And one morning I was unable to have a warm shower but on the other days it showers worked fine.

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Jc

8.2

September 2023

We had pre purchased breakfast and it was so much food. The hotel serves Thai food in the evening and it was excellent. Overall a cool hotel.

Our room was very hot, I think at least a fan could have helped,I dont think it would have been tolerable in summer. You can open the window but it's quite noisy then. No bin in the bathroom (We had the private bathroom) The breakfast was really good, however it was different every morning even though we ordered the same thing, sometimes the yoghurt were missing or it was supposed to come with grilled chicken but we never got that. Not a big deal and we didn't complain about it as the breakfast is huge and we wouldn't been able to finish it anyway.

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Caroline

8.2

August 2023

Quirky rooms and love the concept. Room was adequate but very small. Glad of the fan and that the weather was coolish otherwise it would have been to hot and stuffy in the small bookcase room.

The bathroom right in the middle of the restaurant and was a bit embarrassing going to brush your teeth amongst diners, eating at the restaurant. Room was very small with no where to put things except keep your bag packed and under the bed. We ate once at the Kevin Bacon restaurant. The satay chicken skewers werent up to much at all. We had to prop the door open to let air in during the evening.

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Rosalind

9.1

May 2023

We stayed in the VW camper which is in the upstairs library, surrounded by leather Chesterfield sofas and armchairs as well as numerous bookcases, most of which lead to hidden rooms. We loved the quirkiness of Hotel Not Hotel and how nearly all the guest accommodation is completely hidden away. It's a very different kind of stay, with most of the rooms so small there is only room for a bed in them, and all the space being communal. This led to us meeting a really lovely couple from Oslo. The food was very good, including the breakfast and the Thai food in the evenings, and all the staff were super friendly and helpful.

It's not easy when you're used to an ensuite to adjust to having to 'travel' to another level to use the shared bathroom facilities, especially when like us you are older and are going to need to do that travelling in the middle of the night! We'd love to visit again, if the prices don't skyrocket (they look like they are going up massively next year), but would book one of the rooms with a bathroom more suitable for oldies!

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Cody

10

May 2023

everything. thankyou for the most amazing stay. we were made comfortable from the start, all staff were welcoming and friendly. facilities were fantastic and the whole stay was excellent for the price we paid. special thankyou to the staff who was so friendly with us every day, paying interest to what we were doing during our stay etc. unfortunately we didn’t catch her name but she was young with blonde hair (special mention because she really made our stay that extra bit special!) we will deffo stay again when returning!! thankyou again! it’s been a pleasure!

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Tegan

9.1

May 2023

Very cool hotel and super different to anything we have stayed in before. There is an on-site bar and restaurant and the staff were very friendly and welcoming. There is a tram stop right near by that goes directly into the Central area of Amsterdam.

The room we stayed in was very small. It had enough room for just the bed (wall to wall) and just enough room to two bags and the door to open. It’s worth noting, the bathrooms are separate as well. None of these things ruined our stay though and we would go back if we were in Amsterdam again :)

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Amelia

8.2

June 2023

- overall clean and comfortable - the look is abit cool - loved the restaurant attached to the hotel ‘Kevin Bacon’ delish cocktails and food for a reasonable price - 95% staff super friendly and helpful with all questions

- the communal bathroom door is located directly opposite the inside of the bar which is abit weird - double bed was two single pushed together and it felt like it - showers didn’t have a fan/didn’t work well so got super steamy and hot - would have loved some shelves in the room

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Matt

8.2

February 2023

Just what we needed to start off our trip in Amsterdam. Best thing about this place is the Thai resturant!! Although it's not right in the centre it really doesn't matter because you can walk/tram/cycle to dam square area no problem! We were in the invisible room - which was great. It is quite straightforward: just a bed, bench, and bedside tables in terms of furnishings. The shared bathroom was fine - never had to wait.

Nothing bad really. The only thing that I would mention is to be aware that you need to pay a tax upon arrival - when we went it was €3 per day.

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Quynh-mai

8.2

April 2023

The concept is absolutely stunning and one-of-a-kind. I love to try all of them!!!!

I don't know the only breakfast I got was a traditional / typical one in Netherlands or not; however, I did get a boiled egg (as a topping) and a bread, OMG (I was shocked by that visual). Actually, I had thought it should be a slice of bread and scramble egg on top with visually fancy things (coriander, spring onion, you name it...). I changed to cheese and it tasted better at least (I guess). All in all, I was still disappointed!

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Jessica

8.2

October 2022

The beds are super comfortable!! And the rooms are really well soundproofed. Our bedroom was next to the bar area and we weren't disturbed at all. The breakfast is great, and so are the cocktails from the bar in the evening. The staff were lovely and really attentive, a real credit to Hotel Not Hotel. The museum quarter and parks are all within walking distance.

The cleaning standard could be improved as well as the ventilation in the bathroom. Our towels were not dry even 24hrs after using them. Storage in the rooms could also be improved, extra shelves and hanging pegs would have made our stay more comfortable.

Points of Interest Around Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Attractions

Emperor's Canal (Keizersgracht)

1.1mi

FOAM Photography Museum Amsterdam (Fotografiemuseum Amsterdam)

1.4mi

Museum Van Loon

1.4mi

Pathé Tuschinski Theater

1.5mi

Prinsengracht

1.6mi

Zuiderkerk (Southern Church)

1.7mi

Museum Het Schip

1.8mi

St. Nicholas Basilica (Sint Nicolaasbasiliek)

1.9mi

Theater Amsterdam

2.3mi

South Kennemerland National Park (Nationaal Park Zuid-Kennemerland)

12.3mi

Schermerhorn Mill Museum (Museummolen)

16.2mi

Museum De Lakenhal

21.1mi

St. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)

25.4mi

Zuiderzeemuseum

29.9mi

Square 1813 (Plein 1813)

30.3mi

Restaurants

Kevin Bacon

Cuisines

  • Thai

Ambiances

  • Family Friendly
  • Modern

Amenities of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Parking

Restaurant

Free wifi

Room service

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Stay rules - Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

At what times are check-in and check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Just so you're aware, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam's check-in availability ranges from 03:00 PM to 11:00 PM, and guests are requested to check out by 11:00 AM.

Is free parking available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes, there is public parking available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. The parking is located nearby and reservations are not required.

How much does a stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam cost?

A stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam can begin from a rate of $64. This is subject to change based on room selection and travel dates. For a clear price, input your desired stay dates.

Which room categories can I book at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

The Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a variety of rooms including Quadruple, TwinDouble, and Double rooms. The rooms range in size from 54 sqft to 248 sqft. All the rooms are non-smoking and can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child, except for the Quadruple rooms which can accommodate 4 adults and 3 children. The bed sizes vary, with options including Twin bed, Queen size bed, and King size bed.

Where can guests find entertainment in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Guests at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have the opportunity to spend their time enjoying a range of leisure amenities. They can start by visiting the hotel's bar. Additionally, the hotel offers bicycle rental, allowing guests to explore the surrounding area and immerse themselves in the vibrant atmosphere of Amsterdam. For those looking to relax indoors, the hotel also provides board games and puzzles for entertainment.

In terms of dining options, guests can enjoy a meal at the on-site restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This restaurant offers a family-friendly and modern ambiance, providing a pleasant environment for guests to enjoy a delicious meal. The cuisine served at Kevin Bacon is Thai, offering guests the chance to indulge in a flavorful and exotic dining experience.

Overall, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a variety of leisure amenities as well as a restaurant on site, ensuring that guests have a fulfilling and enjoyable stay.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam feature its own restaurants?

Yes, the Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam has a restaurant on site called Kevin Bacon. The restaurant offers a family-friendly and modern ambiance. The cuisine served at Kevin Bacon is Thai.

Are both cash and credit cards valid payment options at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes, both cash and credit cards are valid payment options at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.