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1,140 reviews

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH, Netherlands

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Restaurant

Free wifi

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, where each stay feels like a vibrant adventure in the heart of the Netherlands! Nestled just 2.2 kilometers from the bustling city center, this unique hotel is your perfect launch pad for exploring the enchanting canals and eclectic culture of Amsterdam. Settle into a delightful room starting from just $58, and kickstart your day with a delicious breakfast before diving into the excitement of this charming city.

But wait, that’s not all! The hotel boasts a fabulous terrace for basking in the sun, a cozy bar for that late-night cocktail, and a restaurant that promises to tickle your tastebuds. Plus, with amenities like free Wi-Fi and room service, you can keep connected while enjoying the blissful comfort of soundproof rooms, ensuring a peaceful retreat after a day of exploration. Whether you’re here for romance, adventure, or a bit of both, the 24-hour front desk is ready to assist you every step of the way.

Join the ranks of our thrilled guests, with an impressive 1140 reviews singing praises about their time at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. With wheelchair accessibility and non-smoking rooms, we’ve got something for everyone! So grab your bags and get ready for a stay that’s anything but ordinary at this quirky gem of a hotel. Find us at Piri Reisplein 34 and get ready to create memories that will last a lifetime!

When you’re not exploring Amsterdam’s picturesque streets, indulge your taste buds at the onsite restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This delightful family-friendly dining spot serves up contemporary Thai cuisine that will transport you straight to the bustling streets of Thailand. From sizzling stir-fries to authentic curries, every bite is a burst of flavor waiting to be savored. So gather your friends or family around a table, and let the exotic aromas elevate your dining experience before heading out for an evening of fun!

After a delicious meal, why not unwind at the hotel’s cozy bar? Whether you're craving a perfectly-mixed cocktail or simply want to sip on a local craft beer while sharing stories about your day, this inviting space is perfect for a bit of leisure. Imagine sitting back with your favorite drink in hand, the laughter of fellow travelers ringing in your ears, and a warm buzz of camaraderie filling the air. You may even make a new travel buddy or two!

With a variety of room options, you have the freedom to choose the perfect style for your stay. From adorable shared bathroom rooms to cozy singles ideal for couples, there’s something for everyone. After a day of exploring the marvelous sights of Amsterdam, you’ll be delighted to return to your unique space at Hotel Not Hotel. Whether your escapade is whimsical, adventurous, or heartwarming, each night spent here guarantees you're one step closer to making unforgettable memories in this vibrant city!

Closest airports

Amsterdam Airport Schiphol

5.7mi

Rotterdam The Hague Airport

33.6mi

Most popular amenities

Restaurant

Free wifi

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Rooms

Tram Cart (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Tram Cart, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

65 sqft

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Guests will be staying in a characteristic Amsterdam tram cart. It features shared bathroom facilities. Please note that the room is located in the middle of the lobby.

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Invisible Upstairs, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

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Experience a uniquely secluded stay in our Invisible Room Upstairs! This double room with a Queen bed offers 215 sqft of cozy comfort, while providing a shared bathroom and being smoke-free. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, escape into this hidden retreat for an unforgettable getaway.

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Sin, City View, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

75 sqft

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This double room has a shared bathroom and a carpeted floor and wine/champagne for guests. The unit has 1 bed.

  Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Invisible Downstairs, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

55 sqft

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Step into the enchanting Invisible Room Downstairs, ideal for a couple or a family with one child. This cozy double room boasts a queen size bed and invites you to experience utmost comfort, while sharing a bathroom with fellow guests.

The Blue House Downstairs in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Blue House Downstairs, 2 Twin Beds

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

250 sqft

Private Bathroom

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Welcome to The Blue House Downstairs, where modern comfort meets accessibility. This quadruple room boasts a spacious 248 sqft, 2 twin beds, and 1 queen size bed. With private bathroom, shower, and a ground floor location, it's the perfect choice for 4 adults and 3 children looking for a relaxing stay.

Poison Ivy in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Poison Ivy, Queen Size

1 Queen Size Bed

10 sqft

Wifi

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Welcome to the Poison Ivy room - a cozy double room that can comfortably accommodate 2 adults and 1 child in its spacious 161 sqft area, with a plush queen size bed and a soothing ambiance perfect for a relaxing stay. Smoking is not allowed in this room, ensuring a fresh and pleasant atmosphere.

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Sin, Queen Size, City View, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

75 sqft

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Stay in the Sin City First Floor double room and indulge in the vibrant atmosphere of Las Vegas. With its spacious 75 sqft and comfortable Queen size bed, this non-smoking room is perfect for 2 adults and 1 child.

Secret Bookcase XL in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Secret Bookcase XL, Queen Size

1 Queen Size Bed

15 sqft

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This room is tucked away behind a large book case filled with a collection of antique books. This room comes with a private bathroom.

The Sun Room (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Sun, Double, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

5 sqft

Wifi

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This double room has a shared bathroom and heating and wine/champagne for guests. The unit has 1 bed.

The Sun Room (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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The Sun, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

130 sqft

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Welcome to The Sun Room, a delightful double room featuring a cozy Queen size bed and a shared bathroom. With 129 sqft of space, it comfortably accommodates 2 adults and 1 child. Smoking is not allowed in this charming room.

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Secret Bookcase, Queen Size, Shared Bathroom

1 Queen Size Bed

55 sqft

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Immerse yourself in a world of mystery in our Secret Bookcase room, tucked away in our charming inn. This cozy double room features a comfortable queen size bed, enough space for two adults and one child, and access to shared bathroom facilities. Smoking is not allowed, ensuring a fresh and inviting atmosphere.

Printed House (shared bathroom) in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Printed House, King Size, Shared Bathroom

1 King Size Bed

85 sqft

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Welcome to the Printed House, a cozy room perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, featuring a spacious 86 sqft size and a comfortable King size bed. Enjoy your stay in this smoke-free room with shared bathroom facilities.

Guest reviews

7.1

1,140 reviews

Categories of assessments

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Comfort

Location

Facilities

Staff

Value for money

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Featured reviews:

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Muning

8.2

June 2024

I just love the creativeness and the vibe of this unusual place.

I got bitten by flea/bugs/not sure what kind of insects in the second floor common area and the reception area. All over my body the last day of staying.

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Vanoye

9.1

October 2024

I checked out of this place today and I was initially concerned about the bed bug reviews I saw… I even contacted the hosts in advance to clarify… and today I can confidently say that I believe the issue has been addressed, as my stay was excellent! The place is pure art, every corner is a modern masterpiece. Great location, close to public transportation stations. Depending on the room you choose, you get what you pay for, obviously. I stayed in the 'Invisible Room', which was quite small, but exactly as described when booking. We used the shared bathrooms and were impressed by how clean they were kept, it's clear they prioritize service. I think this place offers different options depending on your travel plans, making it a great spot to stay. I didn't use the bar/restaurant, but it looked lovely and had a great atmosphere... If I return to Amsterdam, I'd definitely come back to this place

Maybe the noise of people, but to be honest, is not big deal, everyone is so respectful

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Kara

8.2

August 2024

Super quirky hotel with a welcoming vibe and great restaurant attached! Facilities were clean and staff were friendly. I was also super surprised that it was so quiet within the room... We were right behind the reception desk and near the lounge and could barely hear anything. The welcome note and origami flower were a lovely touch! Thank you!

The room we were in was indeed very small. It is what I had paid for and expected... The photos were accurate. But it was probably a little more cramped than I needed solo travelling with a toddler! Saying that though... I would still come back and hopefully try a different room.

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Maddy

8.2

June 2024

Funky hostel style accommodation. Location is decent as you are out of the city and just take a 20 minute tram to central. Bed was decent but could’ve used a better pillow. Feel like all of Europe needs better pillows. Bathrooms were kept very clean at all times.

We stayed in the crisis free zone room. The fan did absolutely nothing and doesn’t blow any air. There is no AC in the room so it was quite warm to sleep. It was high 20s degrees during the days.

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Kirha

8.2

January 2023

The location of the hotel was perfect and the staff where very lovely. The cocktails and the restaurant are a must to do when staying at the hotel.

The rooms were a little too cold and the beds not to very comfortable. And one morning I was unable to have a warm shower but on the other days it showers worked fine.

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Ebba

9.1

August 2024

This hotel is an experience in and of itself; you won’t be disappointed. The personnel were always friendly and welcoming. Don’t hesitate to book a small room; even those have AC that you can control yourself along with a fan. The shared bathrooms are no reason to worry; always very clean and rather large and individual shower rooms.

It was a bit off, and for a foreigner the public transport would be a bit confusing at times; but once you learn how to navigate it, the location isn’t that much of an issue.

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Rachel

8.2

December 2023

Overall this place was great. The whole concept was nice and was more than just staying in a hotel. There were loads of little seating areas with nice ambient light to sit and read a book or just relax. The staff were all very friendly and accomodating. I would definitely recommend to friends.

While overall the place was clean the cleaning in the shower in the room wasn't the greatest. The door fixtures near the floor need some attention as they are a bit dirty. As the ceilings were very tall the same was the case for the higher areas. Just some extra attention to the hard to clean areas would sort that out easy enough.

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Ponder

9.1

January 2024

The location was really cool and unique and cozy and had tons of character. The staff was really nice and as helpful as the facilities allowed them to be. We ran out of paper towels in the communal bathroom consistently, but I blame management for that, and it being so close to a holiday. That's really the only complaint

Ran out of paper towels, and weren't provided an extra garbage bag for our room, but that wasn't a huge deal at all. The place overall was great and near plenty of transportation, quiet aside from New Years Eve, naturally.

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Hannah

10

October 2024

The hotel was very clean and staff very welcoming. The lounge was very comfortable plenty of charging ports...bar area was warm and welcoming. Prices for drinks was cheap and cheerful! If we needed anything staff were there to lend a helping hand. One special mention for Anwar who works in the bar area, he went above and beyond the standard service. He made our stay special and a lot of fun! Very warm and kind young man :-)

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Jc

8.2

September 2023

We had pre purchased breakfast and it was so much food. The hotel serves Thai food in the evening and it was excellent. Overall a cool hotel.

Our room was very hot, I think at least a fan could have helped,I dont think it would have been tolerable in summer. You can open the window but it's quite noisy then. No bin in the bathroom (We had the private bathroom) The breakfast was really good, however it was different every morning even though we ordered the same thing, sometimes the yoghurt were missing or it was supposed to come with grilled chicken but we never got that. Not a big deal and we didn't complain about it as the breakfast is huge and we wouldn't been able to finish it anyway.

Points of Interest Around Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Attractions

Emperor's Canal (Keizersgracht)

1.1mi

FOAM Photography Museum Amsterdam (Fotografiemuseum Amsterdam)

1.4mi

Museum Van Loon

1.4mi

Pathé Tuschinski Theater

1.5mi

Prinsengracht

1.6mi

Zuiderkerk (Southern Church)

1.7mi

Museum Het Schip

1.8mi

St. Nicholas Basilica (Sint Nicolaasbasiliek)

1.9mi

Theater Amsterdam

2.3mi

South Kennemerland National Park (Nationaal Park Zuid-Kennemerland)

12.3mi

Schermerhorn Mill Museum (Museummolen)

16.2mi

Museum De Lakenhal

21.1mi

St. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)

25.4mi

Zuiderzeemuseum

29.9mi

Square 1813 (Plein 1813)

30.3mi

Restaurants

Kevin Bacon

Cuisines

  • Thai

Ambiances

  • Family Friendly
  • Modern

Amenities of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Restaurant

Free wifi

Bar

Terrace

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

Wheelchair accessible

Stay rules - Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Reservations

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

At what times are check-in and check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Just so you're aware, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam's check-in availability ranges from 03:00 PM to 11:00 PM, and guests are requested to check out by 11:00 AM.

Is free parking available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes, there is public parking available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. The parking is located nearby and reservations are not required.

How much does a stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam cost?

A stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam can begin from a rate of $58. This is subject to change based on room selection and travel dates. For a clear price, input your desired stay dates.

Which room categories can I book at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

The Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a variety of rooms including Quadruple, TwinDouble, and Double rooms. The rooms range in size from 54 sqft to 248 sqft. All the rooms are non-smoking and can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child, except for the Quadruple rooms which can accommodate 4 adults and 3 children. The bed sizes vary, with options including Twin bed, Queen size bed, and King size bed.

Where can guests find entertainment in Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Guests at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam have the opportunity to spend their time enjoying a range of leisure amenities. They can start by visiting the hotel's bar. Additionally, the hotel offers bicycle rental, allowing guests to explore the surrounding area and immerse themselves in the vibrant atmosphere of Amsterdam. For those looking to relax indoors, the hotel also provides board games and puzzles for entertainment.

In terms of dining options, guests can enjoy a meal at the on-site restaurant, Kevin Bacon. This restaurant offers a family-friendly and modern ambiance, providing a pleasant environment for guests to enjoy a delicious meal. The cuisine served at Kevin Bacon is Thai, offering guests the chance to indulge in a flavorful and exotic dining experience.

Overall, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers a variety of leisure amenities as well as a restaurant on site, ensuring that guests have a fulfilling and enjoyable stay.

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam feature its own restaurants?

Yes, the Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam has a restaurant on site called Kevin Bacon. The restaurant offers a family-friendly and modern ambiance. The cuisine served at Kevin Bacon is Thai.

Are both cash and credit cards valid payment options at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes, both cash and credit cards are valid payment options at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam.