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Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam, where the charm of the Netherlands meets the quirky spirit of the city! Nestled at Schaatsbaan 83, this vibrant 3-star gem is just a short 0.6mi from the bustling heart of Rotterdam. With prices starting from an unbeatable $47, you can experience all the flair and fun this city has to offer without breaking the bank!
Step inside and discover a delightful blend of comfort and creativity. Each room is like a unique work of art, ensuring that your stay is anything but ordinary. Guests rave about the wonderful amenities, from the free Wi-Fi that keeps you connected, to the enchanting terrace perfect for sipping coffee in the morning sunshine. After a day of exploring, unwind at the bar or treat yourself to room service - because why not indulge a little?
Whether you're here for the incredible architecture, eclectic culture, or simply to feast on delicious breakfast, Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam has you covered. With over 1,981 reviews, it's clear that this hotel has made quite an impression on travelers from around the globe. So grab your bags, get ready for some adventure, and make this quirky haven your home base in Rotterdam!
But the charm of Hotel Not Hotel doesn’t stop at its unique accommodations! Prepare your taste buds for a culinary journey right on-site at Restaurant #1, where you can dive into mouthwatering Mexican cuisine. Whether you're in the mood for a family-friendly vibe or a romantic dinner for two, this modern eatery has got something for everyone. Imagine savoring spicy tacos or zesty enchiladas while surrounded by delightful décor—it's the perfect way to refuel after a day of exploring Rotterdam's artistic treasures.
As you wander through the whimsically designed rooms, you'll find something for every kind of traveler. The math of your group size easily resolves with options like the spacious House, accommodating 8 adults and 4 children, or the sleek Deluxe room for a cozy couple's retreat. And don't miss the quirky delights of the Secret Book Case room or the Eclectic Madness Landscape—both designed to deliver that 'wow' factor! Each room promises a unique experience, ensuring that your stay is filled with creativity and comfort.
When you're ready to explore beyond the hotel walls, Rotterdam boasts an eclectic mix of attractions beckoning just a stone's throw away. Unleash your adventurous side by meandering through modernist architectural wonders or indulging in the local art scene. And at the end of the day, return to your delightful hideaway for a nightcap at the hotel bar or curl up in your uniquely themed room, ready to dream of your next adventure in this vibrant city. Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam truly isn’t just a place to stay; it’s a playful launching pad for your Rotterdam escapade!
Closest airports
Rotterdam The Hague Airport
2.6miAmsterdam Airport Schiphol
29.6miAntwerp International Airport
50.7miEindhoven Airport
50.9miRestaurant
Free wifi
Room service
Air conditioning
Bar
Terrace
24-hour front desk
Non-smoking rooms
Bathtub
Free toiletries
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Vertical Swimming, Pool View
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Dive into luxury with our Vertical Swimming Pool room, perfect for a couple and a child. This 108 sqft oasis offers a queen size bed, a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries, ensuring a comfortable and refreshing stay.
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Small
1 Queen Size Bed
85 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our cozy and compact "Wish You a Nice Stay Small" room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Experience a hassle-free stay with our heating, linens, towels, and wake-up service.
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Standard Room
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Indulge in a cozy retreat in our stylish, double room "The Grass is Greener in the other Room". Unwind in the intimate space featuring a queen size bed, private bathroom, and rejuvenating air conditioning. The inner courtyard view creates a tranquil ambiance, allowing you to awaken refreshed and ready for the day.
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Invisible
1 Queen Size Bed
95 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience the unique charm of our Invisible Room, a cozy double room featuring a queen size bed, private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, this room promises a comfortable and memorable stay.
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Cuckoo Clock Upstairs
1 Queen Size Bed
140 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Stay in our charming and cozy Cuckoo Clock Upstairs room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable queen size bed, a private bathroom with free toiletries, and a refreshing shower. Experience a pleasant stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service.
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Eclectic Madness Landscape
1 Queen Size Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Indulge in the vibrant atmosphere of our Eclectic Madness Landscape - a charming double room featuring a Queen size bed, private bathroom, and comfortable amenities like air conditioning and free toiletries. Perfect for a couple and a child, this 172 sqft space is ideal for a refreshing stay.
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Cuckoo Clock Downstairs
1 Queen Size Bed
140 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Escape into the charming Cuckoo Clock Downstairs, a cozy double room adorned with a Queen size bed and all the necessary amenities for maximum comfort, such as a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for a peaceful retreat, this room can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child, ensuring a memorable stay.
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Canvas
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience the perfect blend of comfort and style in our Red Canvas Room Medium. With a spacious 108 sqft, private bathroom, air conditioning and a queen size bed, this room is ideal for a couple wanting a relaxing stay.
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Room With Castle View
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Indulge in a cozy stay in our Castle Not Castle Double room, featuring a spacious 108 sqft size, a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, and air conditioning. Rest assured with our top-notch amenities such as shower, free toiletries, heating, cozy linens, and wake-up service. The perfect retreat for 2 adults and 1 child, and a smoke-free environment for your ultimate comfort.
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Secret Book Case
1 Queen Size Bed
120 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience luxury and secrecy in our Double room, featuring a secret bookcase leading to a private bathroom with a bathtub. Enjoy the comfort of a Queen size bed, air conditioning, and complimentary toiletries.
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Candy House
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to the Candy House, a charming double room measuring 108 sqft with a queen size bed, perfect for 2 adults and 1 child. Enjoy a comfortable stay with private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Wake up refreshed and ready to explore our fantastic surroundings.
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Canvas Small
1 Queen Size Bed
95 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our cozy Red Canvas Room Small! This charming double room with a Queen size bed offers a private bathroom with a refreshing shower and free toiletries. Enjoy a comfortable stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service, ensuring a relaxing atmosphere for you and your family.
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Vic
9.1
August 2023
Located a block away from the main train station, the hotel was very easy to find. It came in extremely useful when rushing to catch a tram to our planned activities. The best part, however, was the mesmerizing designs inside of the hotel, which felt the trippiest at night. It was truly like discovering a fantasy land!
There's quite a bit of stairs to get through to access some of the rooms. While it's not a huge amount of walking, the stairs are rather shallow and sometimes steep, which required extra attention even wearing normal, city-walking shoes. I'd advise to keep it in mind when packing for the trip - better take bags that are easy to carry upstairs.
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Gordon
8.2
August 2023
Only a 5min walk from the train station. A really quirky hotel with themed rooms, some of which you won't even notice. Very clean hotel and the staff were great. Room looked like it had only recently been decorated so was fresh and clean. Shower was amazing!
We had the smallest room I've ever stayed in. 4m x 2m, including the toilet and shower! (I did know this in advance). Perfectly fine for a one night stay as we did but couldn't do more than that. Fine for younger folks but not us middle-aged ones! If your claustrophobic might be best to upgrade to the next sized rooms.
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Kirsty
9.1
September 2023
The staff were so helpful and friendly, particularly the bar staff in Jesus Malverde. Breakfast was excellent, especially the smoothie bowl. The room was small, but that was expected as the square footage is detailed in the room description, the bed was comfortable, room was clean and a lovely welcome card was waiting for us when we arrived. Brilliant location and a perfect base when staying in Rotterdam.
The only window looked out in to the foyer and there wasn't privacy glass so we kept the curtain closed. Soundproofing. Music is played in the foyer from 09:30, which can be heard in the room. Not really a problem, but if you were planning to enjoy the night life in Rotterdam, then a lie in the next morning might be tricky.
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Dan
8.2
July 2023
Room was very soundproof, bed comfortable, location couldn’t have been better (right next to the train station), private shower/bathroom, nice design
Staff not too helpful. We got a number we texted a couple of times (I.e. when our sink was blocked) and they didn’t respond. We had some questions but the person at the desk didn’t know the answer (I.e if we could do our laundry with them as we were there for two weeks. We ended up doing it in a laundromat nearby). We had frequent cleaning but there was confusion about when they would come and they always changed the sheets (great!) but never vacuumed :(
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Shiva
9.1
July 2023
There are many nice things to remember - the staff was friendly and helpful - esp. when I couldn't open my room by myself. I also loved the 'invisible butler' sheet at the reception - very creative :) I booked a room in the 'Secret Bookcase' section of the hotel and really loved it! Loved it so much that I even took a polaroid picture of me with the bookcase behind the day of the check-out. I also appreciated the handwritten welcome postard waiting for me on the table - small things matter, you know! Can't help but mention the climate and the lighting control system - very handy! The interior of the hotel is just mindblowing. I think a took a photo of just about every corner on my floor. ;)
Around the time of my stay there were contstruction works going on nearby which made it a bit difficult to navigate the hotel. The view from my room could have been better, too. But the location couldn't have been better - just a 5 minutes' walk from the central station. So we'll definitely let it slide :)
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Ade565
8.2
August 2023
A hotel with a difference. A themed hotel with complete individuality in the bar restraunt stairs and each room. I got a good last minute deal on this room for 1 night to the ferry. I had a pleasant surprise at check in Air Con. It was 37degC when I arrived here. Best nights sleep all week. I found the bar as expected dear as it is very central but the beer was nice. The staff were very friendly and they had my favorite whisky. Parking for bikes and motor bikes were free on the large walkway outside reception cars had to use multi story car park £per day. En suite Shower was good but no coffee or tea as they want you in the bar.
Cost of drinks. Some stairs hasd no handrails because of the Art theme effect.
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Katrin
8.2
August 2023
The room was small and basic, but clean, quiet and nicely designed. Great to relax in after sightseeing . Shower, sink and toilet were clean and worked well . Staff were helpful. The decoration inside the hotel is fabulous, especially the family room. The restaurant is more like a cocktail bar that sells delicious small dishes of tacos and loaded tortillas. Great location near Rotterdam Central, ideal base for day trips by train, in walking distance for museums and sights in Rotterdam and close to variety of cafes and restaurants
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Robert
8.2
June 2023
Staff young and enthusiastic and very helpful and friendly, location excellent next to bus and railway stations, major tram stop close. Trams recommended. Hotel very quirky and interesting, never stayed anywhere quite like it, but enjoyable. Breakfast was very good, option of a 'full' continental or you can order individual items from the menu, we chose the latter and found it suited our requirements. Overall a very enjoyable experience for two OAPs of advanced age.
Had booked a small room but did not expect it to be as small as it was, more room in our tent. However the ensuite was good, and for a short stay it was adequate. If your young and agile no problems, don't let this comment put you off.
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Debora
10
June 2023
Unique, quirky, fascinating! Lovely stay and perfect choice in Rotterdam. I arrived late at the Central Station. The hotel is a short walk, less than 5 minutes door to door. The “come to Jesus” sign was all I needed to know I was in the right place! Excellent Mexican restaurant on ground level (Jesus Malverde) with the best margaritas! Must try the one with avacado. You won’t be disappointed. Staff are amazing and give excellent service! Tom introduced me to Mezcal and the 3 grades available. They have a tasting menu. Fantastic way to spend the evening with taco Tuesday and drinks! The bed at Hotel Not Hotel was so comfy I slept like a baby! The man who checked me in helped carry my heavy bag to the 2nd level. What service! Wouldn’t hesitate to return here!
There is no lift but that wasn’t a problem with the wonderful staff on hand to assist.
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Marjan
8.2
August 2023
The hotel's location was superb, being incredibly close to the central train station. The breakfast options were also delightful, offering a variety of choices or an all-in-one basket at a reasonable price. The staff was exceptionally friendly and helpful, always ready to assist. The unique ambiance of the hotel added to its charm and appeal.
The only minor setback for me was the presence of stairs; due to a knee issue, they posed a slight challenge. Nevertheless, the other outstanding aspects of the hotel more than made up for this inconvenience.
Attractions
Miniworld Rotterdam
0miMaritime Museum Rotterdam
0.8miChurch of St. Lawrence (Sint Laurenskerk)
0.8miKunsthal Rotterdam (Art Hall Rotterdam)
0.9miCube Houses (Kubuswoningen)
1.1miRotterdam Old Harbor (Oude Haven)
1.1miDelfshaven
1.3miErasmusbrug (Erasmus Bridge)
1.4miWindmills of Kinderdijk
7.7miMuseum Prinsenhof Delft
7.8miSt. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)
12.1miMauritshuis
12.6miSquare 1813 (Plein 1813)
12.6miMuseum De Lakenhal
16.6miDe Haar Castle (Kasteel de Haar)
26.1miAttractions
Miniworld Rotterdam
0miMaritime Museum Rotterdam
0.8miChurch of St. Lawrence (Sint Laurenskerk)
0.8miKunsthal Rotterdam (Art Hall Rotterdam)
0.9miCube Houses (Kubuswoningen)
1.1miRotterdam Old Harbor (Oude Haven)
1.1miDelfshaven
1.3miErasmusbrug (Erasmus Bridge)
1.4miWindmills of Kinderdijk
7.7miMuseum Prinsenhof Delft
7.8miSt. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)
12.1miMauritshuis
12.6miSquare 1813 (Plein 1813)
12.6miMuseum De Lakenhal
16.6miDe Haar Castle (Kasteel de Haar)
26.1miAirports
Rotterdam The Hague Airport
2.6miAmsterdam Airport Schiphol
29.6miAntwerp International Airport
50.7miEindhoven Airport
50.9miRestaurant #1
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Delivered food covered securely
Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
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First aid kits available
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Inner courtyard view
From 15:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:00
Pets are not allowed.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Public parking is available at a location nearby (reservation is not needed) and costs EUR 35 per day.
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Children of all ages are welcome.
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Crib and extra bed policies
No capacity for extra beds or cribs.
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At what times are check-in and check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Your reservation at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam includes a check-in time of 03:00 PM and a check-out time of 11:00 AM.
Does Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam offer complimentary parking?
Yes, there is convenient public parking available at a nearby location to Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam. The parking fee is €35 per day, and no reservation is required.
What's the nightly rate at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Starting rates at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam begin from $47. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.
What are the room types available at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam offers various types of double rooms with different room sizes. The rooms are non-smoking and each room can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child. All rooms are equipped with a queen-size bed.
What is there to do in Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Guests at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam can spend their time enjoying the leisure amenities offered by the hotel. They can unwind and relax at the onsite bar, which provides a social and convivial atmosphere. In addition, guests can indulge in delicious meals at the hotel's restaurant, Restaurant #1. The restaurant offers a variety of cuisines, with a focus on Mexican flavors. With its family-friendly, modern, and romantic ambiances, guests can enjoy a unique dining experience during their stay. The hotel provides an opportunity for guests to have a memorable culinary experience right at their doorstep.
Does Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam have on-site restaurants?
Yes, the hotel has a restaurant on site. The restaurant is called Restaurant #1 and it offers Mexican cuisine. The ambiances of the restaurant are listed as Family Friendly, Modern, and Romantic.
Which payment methods are supported by Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam accepts cash as a payment method. In addition to cash, they also accept American Express, Mastercard, Visa, ATM card, and Maestro.
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