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$47Schaatsbaan 83, Rotterdam, 3013 AR, Netherlands
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Free wifi
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Terrace
24-hour front desk
Non-smoking rooms
Bathtub
Welcome to Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam, where the charm of the Netherlands meets the quirky spirit of the city! Nestled at Schaatsbaan 83, this vibrant 3-star gem is just a short 0.6mi from the bustling heart of Rotterdam. With prices starting from an unbeatable $47, you can experience all the flair and fun this city has to offer without breaking the bank!
Step inside and discover a delightful blend of comfort and creativity. Each room is like a unique work of art, ensuring that your stay is anything but ordinary. Guests rave about the wonderful amenities, from the free Wi-Fi that keeps you connected, to the enchanting terrace perfect for sipping coffee in the morning sunshine. After a day of exploring, unwind at the bar or treat yourself to room service - because why not indulge a little?
Whether you're here for the incredible architecture, eclectic culture, or simply to feast on delicious breakfast, Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam has you covered. With over 1,981 reviews, it's clear that this hotel has made quite an impression on travelers from around the globe. So grab your bags, get ready for some adventure, and make this quirky haven your home base in Rotterdam!
But the charm of Hotel Not Hotel doesn’t stop at its unique accommodations! Prepare your taste buds for a culinary journey right on-site at Restaurant #1, where you can dive into mouthwatering Mexican cuisine. Whether you're in the mood for a family-friendly vibe or a romantic dinner for two, this modern eatery has got something for everyone. Imagine savoring spicy tacos or zesty enchiladas while surrounded by delightful décor—it's the perfect way to refuel after a day of exploring Rotterdam's artistic treasures.
As you wander through the whimsically designed rooms, you'll find something for every kind of traveler. The math of your group size easily resolves with options like the spacious House, accommodating 8 adults and 4 children, or the sleek Deluxe room for a cozy couple's retreat. And don't miss the quirky delights of the Secret Book Case room or the Eclectic Madness Landscape—both designed to deliver that 'wow' factor! Each room promises a unique experience, ensuring that your stay is filled with creativity and comfort.
When you're ready to explore beyond the hotel walls, Rotterdam boasts an eclectic mix of attractions beckoning just a stone's throw away. Unleash your adventurous side by meandering through modernist architectural wonders or indulging in the local art scene. And at the end of the day, return to your delightful hideaway for a nightcap at the hotel bar or curl up in your uniquely themed room, ready to dream of your next adventure in this vibrant city. Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam truly isn’t just a place to stay; it’s a playful launching pad for your Rotterdam escapade!
Closest airports
Rotterdam The Hague Airport
2.6miAmsterdam Airport Schiphol
29.6miAntwerp International Airport
50.7miEindhoven Airport
50.9miFree wifi
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Terrace
24-hour front desk
Non-smoking rooms
Bathtub
Free toiletries
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Vertical Swimming, Pool View
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Dive into luxury with our Vertical Swimming Pool room, perfect for a couple and a child. This 108 sqft oasis offers a queen size bed, a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries, ensuring a comfortable and refreshing stay.
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Small
1 Queen Size Bed
85 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our cozy and compact "Wish You a Nice Stay Small" room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Experience a hassle-free stay with our heating, linens, towels, and wake-up service.
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Invisible, Double
1 Queen Size Bed
95 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience the unique charm of our Invisible Room, a cozy double room featuring a queen size bed, private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for 2 adults and 1 child, this room promises a comfortable and memorable stay.
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Cuckoo Clock Upstairs
1 Queen Size Bed
140 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Stay in our charming and cozy Cuckoo Clock Upstairs room, perfect for a couple or a small family. Enjoy a comfortable queen size bed, a private bathroom with free toiletries, and a refreshing shower. Experience a pleasant stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service.
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Eclectic Madness Landscape
1 Queen Size Bed
170 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Indulge in the vibrant atmosphere of our Eclectic Madness Landscape - a charming double room featuring a Queen size bed, private bathroom, and comfortable amenities like air conditioning and free toiletries. Perfect for a couple and a child, this 172 sqft space is ideal for a refreshing stay.
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Cuckoo Clock Downstairs
1 Queen Size Bed
140 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Escape into the charming Cuckoo Clock Downstairs, a cozy double room adorned with a Queen size bed and all the necessary amenities for maximum comfort, such as a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Perfect for a peaceful retreat, this room can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child, ensuring a memorable stay.
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Canvas, Double
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience the perfect blend of comfort and style in our Red Canvas Room Medium. With a spacious 108 sqft, private bathroom, air conditioning and a queen size bed, this room is ideal for a couple wanting a relaxing stay.
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Room With Castle View
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Indulge in a cozy stay in our Castle Not Castle Double room, featuring a spacious 108 sqft size, a comfortable Queen size bed, private bathroom, and air conditioning. Rest assured with our top-notch amenities such as shower, free toiletries, heating, cozy linens, and wake-up service. The perfect retreat for 2 adults and 1 child, and a smoke-free environment for your ultimate comfort.
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Secret Book Case
1 Queen Size Bed
120 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Experience luxury and secrecy in our Double room, featuring a secret bookcase leading to a private bathroom with a bathtub. Enjoy the comfort of a Queen size bed, air conditioning, and complimentary toiletries.
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Canvas Small
1 Queen Size Bed
95 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to our cozy Red Canvas Room Small! This charming double room with a Queen size bed offers a private bathroom with a refreshing shower and free toiletries. Enjoy a comfortable stay with air conditioning, heating, and wake-up service, ensuring a relaxing atmosphere for you and your family.
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Candy House, Double
1 Queen Size Bed
110 sqft
Private Bathroom
Air conditioning
Shower
Free toiletries
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Welcome to the Candy House, a charming double room measuring 108 sqft with a queen size bed, perfect for 2 adults and 1 child. Enjoy a comfortable stay with private bathroom, air conditioning, and free toiletries. Wake up refreshed and ready to explore our fantastic surroundings.
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Eclectic Madness Landscape, Queen Size
1 Queen Size Bed
170 sqft
Wifi
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Eclectic Madness Landscape is 172 square feet and includes a queen-size bed 150-154 width.
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2,824 reviewsCategories of assessments
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Featured reviews:
Deborah
10
April 2024
The room was comfortable and clean, with a great shower and a very comfortable bed. Plenty of electrical sockets and a well lit mirror. Staff were helpful and friendly, and the building was very quiet despite being very close to the train station - also no noisy lifts, gurgling pipes or slamming doors. Location was very convenient and the amazing decor made for a great atmosphere, and a hotel that is actually fun to spend time in!
There was nothing I didn't like.
Agata
8.2
March 2024
The receptionist was very friendly, informative and helpful. She let us know directly that there was no elevator for guests. With a kid and a stroller, she gave us the solution to store the stroller in the room next to the receptionist desk. We love the colorful living areas inside and outside. We used them to relax after a long day and had our dinner outside. My son and I loved to play with the giant chess outside. It was very calm area too. The breakfast was really what we needed. Small options, giod quality and no waste. Thanks for doing extra to prepare the breakfast for my son.
The hotel is smaller than expected. No elevator to second Floor, I would have been more prepared if I knew it before. The step stairs were unexpected but my 2-y.o. managed it well. The room was really small. They could have installed some hooks for towels and portable hanging shelves for more storing places tho.
Юлия
8.2
March 2024
It's a very interesting design of the hotel and a challenge to find a door lock:) Overall I liked my experience, although it was pretty cold in the night and the AC couldn't help a lot.
Unfortunately my sink was clogged from the very beginning. Messages here on the booking app were not answered at all. So I told someone in the bar the first night. But I guess they forgot to notify anyone about the issue. Next evening I told another girl on the reception and only on the third day they fixed it.. But then they removed all the towels from my room.. So, it's a little bit of a mess in the organization but they were always friendly:)
Юля
9.1
May 2024
The hotel is located near the central station, there is plenty of transport. Cafes and supermarkets are very close by. The zoo is a 15-minute walk away, as are the city centre and restaurants. The hotel is very quiet, compact and comfortable. All rooms are with a double bed, which makes it great for a couple's holiday. The beds are large and very comfortable, the linen is clean and the room was very tidy. The staff are just wonderful! Everyone I spoke to was incredibly polite and competent. The breakfast was fresh but not fancy compared to other hotels. The overall impression of the hotel design is very nice! Thank you for a wonderful holiday!
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Rebecca
10
January 2024
The design of the hotel is amazing and we were even given a tour of the building when we checked in! Was really cool to have a nosy around. We booked one of the hidden bookcase rooms which was a lot of fun, I did have issues opening the door but my partner had no issues so it might just be a me issue! On check-in they left an origami tulip and a little note on the bed which was a lovely touch and made us feel very welcome. The staff were super friendly throughout the trip (at one point we ordered food to the hotel and the delivery driver got lost, but luckily a staff member was in the reception and spoke dutch on our behalf to guide the driver) and they have a separate room to leave luggage if you want to explore Rotterdam a bit more after check-out. Location was excellent as well, literally round the corner from Rotterdam Centraal (great for us as we spent the trip taking trains to various cities in The Netherlands including a trip to Efetling)
Room was compact but I didn't find it too small, because of the size though the shower, toilet, and sink were not all together in one ensuite but spread out in the room. This was fine, but the shower door was semi-transparent and the toilet door had gaps that you could see through, so only book if you're okay with potentially seeing the person you share the room with on the loo and in the shower.
Robert
10
October 2024
The location is excellent, just 5 minutes' walk from Rotterdam Centraal. From here you can get everywhere in Rotterdam. The design brought an immediate smile to my face. The room was fine - small as is typical Dutch, with steep stairs to get to it which is also typical Dutch, and it was spotless.
Although coffee is free, there isn't anything to go with it. Something simple like a croissant would be nice. The hotel sells a full breakfast for $15, but that is bigger than I like in the morning.
Vic
9.1
August 2023
Located a block away from the main train station, the hotel was very easy to find. It came in extremely useful when rushing to catch a tram to our planned activities. The best part, however, was the mesmerizing designs inside of the hotel, which felt the trippiest at night. It was truly like discovering a fantasy land!
There's quite a bit of stairs to get through to access some of the rooms. While it's not a huge amount of walking, the stairs are rather shallow and sometimes steep, which required extra attention even wearing normal, city-walking shoes. I'd advise to keep it in mind when packing for the trip - better take bags that are easy to carry upstairs.
Gordon
8.2
August 2023
Only a 5min walk from the train station. A really quirky hotel with themed rooms, some of which you won't even notice. Very clean hotel and the staff were great. Room looked like it had only recently been decorated so was fresh and clean. Shower was amazing!
We had the smallest room I've ever stayed in. 4m x 2m, including the toilet and shower! (I did know this in advance). Perfectly fine for a one night stay as we did but couldn't do more than that. Fine for younger folks but not us middle-aged ones! If your claustrophobic might be best to upgrade to the next sized rooms.
Kirsty
9.1
September 2023
The staff were so helpful and friendly, particularly the bar staff in Jesus Malverde. Breakfast was excellent, especially the smoothie bowl. The room was small, but that was expected as the square footage is detailed in the room description, the bed was comfortable, room was clean and a lovely welcome card was waiting for us when we arrived. Brilliant location and a perfect base when staying in Rotterdam.
The only window looked out in to the foyer and there wasn't privacy glass so we kept the curtain closed. Soundproofing. Music is played in the foyer from 09:30, which can be heard in the room. Not really a problem, but if you were planning to enjoy the night life in Rotterdam, then a lie in the next morning might be tricky.
Dan
8.2
July 2023
Room was very soundproof, bed comfortable, location couldn’t have been better (right next to the train station), private shower/bathroom, nice design
Staff not too helpful. We got a number we texted a couple of times (I.e. when our sink was blocked) and they didn’t respond. We had some questions but the person at the desk didn’t know the answer (I.e if we could do our laundry with them as we were there for two weeks. We ended up doing it in a laundromat nearby). We had frequent cleaning but there was confusion about when they would come and they always changed the sheets (great!) but never vacuumed :(
Attractions
Miniworld Rotterdam
0miMaritime Museum Rotterdam
0.8miChurch of St. Lawrence (Sint Laurenskerk)
0.8miKunsthal Rotterdam (Art Hall Rotterdam)
0.9miCube Houses (Kubuswoningen)
1.1miRotterdam Old Harbor (Oude Haven)
1.1miDelfshaven
1.3miErasmusbrug (Erasmus Bridge)
1.4miWindmills of Kinderdijk
7.7miMuseum Prinsenhof Delft
7.8miSt. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)
12.1miMauritshuis
12.6miSquare 1813 (Plein 1813)
12.6miMuseum De Lakenhal
16.6miDe Haar Castle (Kasteel de Haar)
26.1miAttractions
Miniworld Rotterdam
0miMaritime Museum Rotterdam
0.8miChurch of St. Lawrence (Sint Laurenskerk)
0.8miKunsthal Rotterdam (Art Hall Rotterdam)
0.9miCube Houses (Kubuswoningen)
1.1miRotterdam Old Harbor (Oude Haven)
1.1miDelfshaven
1.3miErasmusbrug (Erasmus Bridge)
1.4miWindmills of Kinderdijk
7.7miMuseum Prinsenhof Delft
7.8miSt. John's Church (Sint Janskerk)
12.1miMauritshuis
12.6miSquare 1813 (Plein 1813)
12.6miMuseum De Lakenhal
16.6miDe Haar Castle (Kasteel de Haar)
26.1miAirports
Rotterdam The Hague Airport
2.6miAmsterdam Airport Schiphol
29.6miAntwerp International Airport
50.7miEindhoven Airport
50.9miFree wifi
Air conditioning
Bar
Sun deck
Terrace
24-hour front desk
Non-smoking rooms
Bathtub
Free toiletries
Accessibility
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Activities
Bicycle rental
Bathroom
Bathtub
Free toiletries
Private Bathroom
Shared bathroom
Shared toilet
Shower
Toilet
Toilet paper
Towels
Bedroom
Linens
Cleaning Services
Ironing service
Common Areas
Shared lounge/TV area
Food & Drink
Bar
Vending machine (snacks)
Wine/Champagne
Food & drink safety
Breakfast to-go containers
Delivered food covered securely
Front Desk Services
24-hour front desk
Baggage storage
Invoice provided
General
Air conditioning
Designated smoking area
Heating
Non-smoking rooms
Smoke-free property
Internet
Free wifi
Outdoors
Sun deck
Terrace
Physical distancing
Contactless check-in/out
Room Amenities
Clothes rack
Safety & security
24-hour security
CCTV in common areas
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Security alarm
Smoke alarms
Safety features
First aid kits available
Services
Wake-up service
View
Inner courtyard view
From 15:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
Until 11:00
Pets are not allowed.
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Age restriction may apply
Parking may not be available
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Children of all ages are welcome.
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Crib and extra bed policies
No capacity for extra beds or cribs.
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At what times are check-in and check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Your reservation at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam includes a check-in time of 03:00 PM and a check-out time of 11:00 AM.
Does Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam offer complimentary parking?
Yes, there is convenient public parking available at a nearby location to Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam. The parking fee is per day, and no reservation is required.
What's the nightly rate at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Starting rates at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam begin from $47. However, prices can vary based on room type and selected dates. Please enter your dates for accurate pricing.
What are the room types available at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam offers various types of double rooms with different room sizes. The rooms are non-smoking and each room can accommodate 2 adults and 1 child. All rooms are equipped with a queen-size bed.
What is there to do in Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Guests at Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam can spend their time enjoying the leisure amenities offered by the hotel. They can unwind and relax at the onsite bar, which provides a social and convivial atmosphere. In addition, guests can indulge in delicious meals at the hotel's restaurant, Restaurant #1. The restaurant offers a variety of cuisines, with a focus on Mexican flavors. With its family-friendly, modern, and romantic ambiances, guests can enjoy a unique dining experience during their stay. The hotel provides an opportunity for guests to have a memorable culinary experience right at their doorstep.
Does Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam have on-site restaurants?
Yes, the hotel has a restaurant on site. The restaurant is called Restaurant #1 and it offers Mexican cuisine. The ambiances of the restaurant are listed as Family Friendly, Modern, and Romantic.
Which payment methods are supported by Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam?
Hotel Not Hotel Rotterdam accepts cash as a payment method. In addition to cash, they also accept American Express, Mastercard, Visa, ATM card, and Maestro.
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